SPFA Matchday 8

Herculeum take the honours and top the table...Badgers win the relegation 6 pointer...DVD become only the second team to drop points against EPC Minions...Another draw for Crustaceans & Argyle...

Herculeum Lightning came away from Myrulesia with a fantastic 5 v 3 victory, a result that catapults them above the Athletics who have topped the table for much of the season...Herculeum lived up to their name, as they were like lightning out of the blocks and scored 3 times to effectively put the game beyond Myrulesia's reach before half time...In trying to stage a dramatic comeback they were always going to be vulnerable on the counter attack and so it proved...With Herculeum taking full advantage each time Athletics exerted any real pressure...This certainly keeps the title wide open...

Badgers United recorded their 3rd win of the season against a lacklustre Cheeseheads side who showed no real attacking intent all game...In fact there was no midfield or defensive intent either and the Badgers really should have scored more goals...But they will be satisfied to have put more distance between themselves and the bottom of the table...If this current form can continue they can look forward to secure mid table obscurity...For Kaselande Cheeseheads this latest defeat, their 4th in succession leaves them perilously close to the bottom and could even find themselves bottom if results don't go their way next week...

Crusty and Argyle played out a goaless draw and both are proving to be draw specialists...A result which does neither team any favours with Argyule failing to capitalise and close the gap to the league leaders and Crusty falling ever closer into the mire at the bottom of the table...

EPC Minions keep their season alive with a valuable away point against a DVD United side that was missing three of its key players due to a mysterious virus that struck its training camp...A spokesperson for the club stated that...'There was squits and sickness all over the place this past week...And to be honest we are lucky to be fielding a team at all...We had seven of the team wearing nappies (diapers) and at half time the other four were puking their guts out...So to get a point is almost miraculous...'


Bob Fibber...Roving and Reporting...