A Chat with Geo...

Geomania The South Pacific's Defence Minister takes a few moments away from his clandestine operations to answer our questions...

What have you enjoyed most about your time in Government?..

The hard work. You really have to apply yourself, and if you don't give it your all, nobody will allow you to continue in the South Pacific government.

What is it about the security of the region that drives you?..

Without intelligence or an army, how could the SP protect herself? The security of the region is the best way to assure that we will not be conquered by outside elements. You have your standard swapper, and then you have the knowledge that a feeder is always on the Christmas wishlists of crasher organizations. Needless to say, it is imperative that the DSP and SP intelligence remains active.

Does the current lack of candidates concern you?..

Yes, it does. But it doesn't surprise me. It is a reflection of the overall cascade of inactivity in NS.

Tell us something interesting about Geomania?..

Geomania is a melting pot of Greek immigrants and oceanic island natives. They co-exist, intermingle, and flourish on a small island chain approximately 140 miles northeast of New Zealand.

Are there any changes to policy that you will be working on should you win this election?..

To be frank, I believe the Ministry of Intelligence has been lacking. Now that the DSP has leadership other than myself (General Napieria and Deputy Minister Lord Kitchener), I may be able to shift my focus to Intelligence.

Where do you stand on the issue of the evil fuzzy bunnies?..

I enjoy fuzzy bunnies immensely, but I cannot deal with them if they are evil


Many thanks to Geo and we wish him all the best for the upcoming election...