TSP Election Craziest Candidate Interview

Candidate Interview - Curlyhoward

Running for the position of Craziest...

To enable complete impartiality, SPOT will provide all of the candidates with the same questions and provide their responses in the order in which they declared their intention to run for office...

What is your campaign built upon?..

A huge pile of poop.

Do you have a campaign mascot?..

Yes. I call him 'Mighty Joe Hung'.

How will you be supporting the members of the Cabinet in your official capacity as 'Craziest'?..

I will make them laugh thus infusing into them a sense of humour about life itself. 

Do you have a message for your fellow South Pacifians?..

laugh and love brothers and sisters, laugh and love...

What is your campaign theme tune?..

Lady Ga-Ga's 'Bay ya bay ya bumba' or however that craaaaazy lady sings it.

SPOT would like to thank Curly for his time and wishes him the craziest of luck in the elections...Oh my!..What have we done?..